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Live Journal is fucking pointless. Getting one was a dumb idea.
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adhdshredder
05 October 2006 @ 10:33 pm
1. My ex... is a dirty cheating lying manipulative cunt
2. I am listening to... "Girl Pants Are For Girls" by A Beautiful Lotus
3. Maybe I should... do the dishes
4. I love... touching myself. But you already knew that.
5. My best friend(s)... know who they are and know I'd do anything for them.
6. I don't understand... why I still haven't gotten anywhere with my life yet.
7. I lost... my glasses. Maybe I left them in my backpack.
8. People say... blahblahblahblahblah
9. The meaning of my screen name is... inside joke. I don't feel like explaining it.
10. Love... ruins everything.
11. Somewhere, someone is.... making cookies.
12. I will always... make music.
13. Forever is... too long.
14. I never ever want to... be a nobody.
15. My cell phone... is scratched up from me dropping it so much haha.
16. When I woke up in the morning... I felt the effects of going to sleep at 5am and waking up at 10am.
17. I get annoyed when... people only listen to the radio.
18. Parties are... fun when you can trust the people there.
19. My pet(s).... don't exist because I don't have any pets.
20. Kisses are the best when... there is lots of tongue.
21. Today I... went back to beautiful Tampa!
22. Tomorrow I.... will go food shopping and maybe go to Guitar Center.
23. I really want... you know what I want! And if you laugh at me for it then I want to laugh in your face when it does actually happen.
30 secrets about yourself:
1. What does your MySpace Name mean?
It's my name. Der
2. Elaborate on your default photo
It's me in my apartment
3. What's your middle name?
Paul.
4. What is your current relationship status?
Single and lonely.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't really have a crush at the moment
6.What is your current mood?
Exhausted
7. What do you love most?
music
8. What makes you most happy?
see above
9. Are you musically inclined?
Nah
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Nothing because I've learned from all my experiences.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
A horse because then my dick would be this big: 8=======================================
12. Ever have a near death experience
No.
13. Name one thing you do a lot?
Pull the ol' pecker
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The beginning of some song by The Anti Doctrine
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
B Stubbs
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you ...
I actually Googled this and found that Sarah Ferguson ("Fergie"), Emeril Lagasse, Tito Jackson, Friedrich Nietzsche, Virgil, Robert E. Lee, and Ginuwine all have the same birthday as me.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yeah, and halfway through it I turned the mic on.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
face
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Coffee
23. Ever had a drunken night?
I have had a handful
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Rocko's Modern Life!!!!
26. Do you have braces?
Already had those twice.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
no
28. Name something funny that happened to you.
About a year and half ago I went out with this girl who wanted to take a picture of me naked. I agreed to it, but three days after she took the picture she broke up with me.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
Nope. Spanish class in high school was sleepytime for me.
30. What's your favorite smell?
bakery smell
2. I am listening to... "Girl Pants Are For Girls" by A Beautiful Lotus
3. Maybe I should... do the dishes
4. I love... touching myself. But you already knew that.
5. My best friend(s)... know who they are and know I'd do anything for them.
6. I don't understand... why I still haven't gotten anywhere with my life yet.
7. I lost... my glasses. Maybe I left them in my backpack.
8. People say... blahblahblahblahblah
9. The meaning of my screen name is... inside joke. I don't feel like explaining it.
10. Love... ruins everything.
11. Somewhere, someone is.... making cookies.
12. I will always... make music.
13. Forever is... too long.
14. I never ever want to... be a nobody.
15. My cell phone... is scratched up from me dropping it so much haha.
16. When I woke up in the morning... I felt the effects of going to sleep at 5am and waking up at 10am.
17. I get annoyed when... people only listen to the radio.
18. Parties are... fun when you can trust the people there.
19. My pet(s).... don't exist because I don't have any pets.
20. Kisses are the best when... there is lots of tongue.
21. Today I... went back to beautiful Tampa!
22. Tomorrow I.... will go food shopping and maybe go to Guitar Center.
23. I really want... you know what I want! And if you laugh at me for it then I want to laugh in your face when it does actually happen.
30 secrets about yourself:
1. What does your MySpace Name mean?
It's my name. Der
2. Elaborate on your default photo
It's me in my apartment
3. What's your middle name?
Paul.
4. What is your current relationship status?
Single and lonely.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't really have a crush at the moment
6.What is your current mood?
Exhausted
7. What do you love most?
music
8. What makes you most happy?
see above
9. Are you musically inclined?
Nah
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Nothing because I've learned from all my experiences.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
A horse because then my dick would be this big: 8=======================================
12. Ever have a near death experience
No.
13. Name one thing you do a lot?
Pull the ol' pecker
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The beginning of some song by The Anti Doctrine
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
B Stubbs
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you ...
I actually Googled this and found that Sarah Ferguson ("Fergie"), Emeril Lagasse, Tito Jackson, Friedrich Nietzsche, Virgil, Robert E. Lee, and Ginuwine all have the same birthday as me.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yeah, and halfway through it I turned the mic on.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
face
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Coffee
23. Ever had a drunken night?
I have had a handful
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Rocko's Modern Life!!!!
26. Do you have braces?
Already had those twice.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
no
28. Name something funny that happened to you.
About a year and half ago I went out with this girl who wanted to take a picture of me naked. I agreed to it, but three days after she took the picture she broke up with me.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
Nope. Spanish class in high school was sleepytime for me.
30. What's your favorite smell?
bakery smell
20 September 2006 @ 02:46 pm
20 September 2006 @ 01:13 am
Jenn convinced me with her telepathic powers of persuasion that I should get a Live Journal account. So I did. Make fun of me all you want. I don't care. We're all tools anyway, get over it.
And so concludes my first LJ entry. And there wasn't even anything emo in there either!
And so concludes my first LJ entry. And there wasn't even anything emo in there either!
